my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
June 2013
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
a fashion-cheese-ta
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
ah we're flower crown dancy icon buddies
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
And it was to win a contest between her, her husband and her husband’s “hetero” lifemate.
With the whole crushes thing I was the one who said I was probably getting engaged. Well, the wedding is set for Thanksgiving weekend this year :)
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tell me everythinfg
Homesick!Anon: TY, I dnt think I'm suicidal but tnx 4 ur concern, it's rly nice. We've been here for a month--i talked to another user about this as anon 2. my relative's lived here 4 mor thn 20 yrs, though they dnt wnt me to go wtch a movie 'cuz smthing like the Colorado shooting might happen. suffice 2 say it's been hard not being allowed to at least go watch a movie, but im sure i'll be fine. ty for ur kind words and patience, it means alot.
it’s been a while since the colorado shooting and there’s no statistical reason that proves that movie theaters are suddenly more likely to be a target so maybe go anyways :)
i just want everything to work out for yoU!
I’m on 4chan and there’s a thread requesting yaoi hands and
I CAN’T BREATHE
HELP
I’M GONNA THROW UP
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
he has smooth movesrl
Coffee's For Missing You
Fall Out Boy
miss missing you vs coffee’s for closers - fall out boy mashup
oh my god
YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD
IT IS A TASTE TESTER
IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE
IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!
RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!
