timelocked-intheimpala-withspike:

didney-worl-no-uta:

weteachuhow2:

How 2 Face Your Fears

BLESS YOU

wHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD

billbuttlicker-:

fiftyshadesofbarakat:

dicksp8jr:

billbuttlicker-:

i have no clue who thinks of me as a friend anymore and who doesn’t how can you even TELL

hint 

me

im bad at hints

but there you go

i love u alex

are you guys trying to tell me something???? what do you want from me just take it and leave

yes i only want your hersheys kisses that is it //steals all your chocolate and leaves

mostnoblesirc:

ask-the-candleheaded-girl:

fuckoffyoufatwanker:

unpoetically:

ang-gandako:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE 

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …


and it only gets worse from there. 









ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) 
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) 
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) 
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) 
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) 
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Okay I never believe in horoscopes but this gemini one is defs me

((I am always never what I’m supposed to be….

And I kinda gave it away on what I am on the birthday list. DAMN IT. I FUCKED THE SURPRISE.))

No matter how accurate this is you’re not sticking me with bad luck, buster. Five years is ten too many.

(Source: samantha-lalang)

girlwithalessonplan:

fishy:

academicmermaid:

nevver:

Things You Need To Know Before Your Next Job Interview

Putting this here for future reference.

important.

I want this poster sized for my classroom.  Not every job is going to be, “Well, I just walked in wearing my street clothes and McDonald’s hired me…I dunno what the big deal is…”

undead-marcher:

fuckyeahfeminists:

thatqueerpoet:

vulcansexparty:

dyke-recovery:

mac-n-kells:

dyke-recovery:

Sex Worker: Still not asking for it by dyke-recovery

I’m a feminist and a sex worker and i am so very, very sick of the “is it rape or theft if you fuck a hooker?” or the i use to get “You work in a strip club you shouldn’t get pissed off when someone tries to touch you, you’re the one working there”. Sorry but this is a service, not the selling of ones’ body or body parts. We own us, we decide how much we do, NOT the client or patron. We have the same rights as every other woman; to feel safe not only in our personal lives but in our work lives. It is not okay to do more than what is agreed to when paying for a service from a sex worker. If you are told no, you are told NO.

If a banker gets robbed did he deserve it because he is a banker? No.

If a soldier is shot during war, did he deserve to be shot purely for being a soldier? No.

Does a psychologist deserve to be verbally attacked because they’re paid to listen to other people’s thoughts? No.

So does a sex worker deserve to have their services abused purely because they are working in the sex industry? No.

Um I’m pretty sure a “sex worker” is just a fancy term for prostitution so I think that deems your argument invalid

Um actually a sex worker is a prostitute, a stripper, a cam worker, a porn star a porn model, a sugar baby so no my fucking argument is not invalid and if a prostitute says “hey man i don’t do x service” THAT DOES NOT GIVE THE CLIENT THE RIGHT TO DO X SERVICE JUST BECAUSE CLIENT HAS PAID FOR A SERVICE AND IF A SEX WORKER OF ANY KIND INCLUDING A PROSTITUTE SAYS NO THE ANSWER IS NO. “NO” DOES NOT BECOME INVALID JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON SAYING NO IS A PROSTITUTE.

Guys I’m allowed to say “no” to helping someone buy dog food if I’m too uncomfortable with them. Restaurants are allowed to say “no” so servicing you if they feel uncomfortable. Bars are allowed to say “no” to selling someone drinks, and they can kick you out of a movie theater for being disruptive. 

If you’re threatening violence at any place of business, that business is allowed to refuse service. 

So why would a sex worker have any different rights? 

That’s clever. Using this argument forever, now.

pissed that this even had to be said.

Your move, sexists

swallowvalleymall:

Over 50% of the American population believes it should be illegal for women to keep their own name on marriage

ILLEGAL. Not just that you “should” change your name. But that it should be ILLEGAL for you not to do so.

“Innocent tradition” my ass. No social pressure my ass.

(Source: missed-something-once)

ocular-pondscum:

beautifulnobody:

dayinthelifeofchris:

thatawkwarddisneymoment:

That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama. 

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

HOW?!?!

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

myalterknits:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

quatschmachen:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

this is obviously why edmonton needs the 1000 foot wolverine statue

P.S. the baseball bat literally swivels why is that necessary i walked past it once and i was like wait what

Oh man. I still think Bay/Enterprise LRT station should be designed in a more blatant Star Trek theme to be honest… I mean COME ON. They added ENTERPRISE TO THE NAME OF THE LRT STATION. HOW MUCH MORE BLATANT CAN YOU GET? (Before the name change I had always mentioned how that station reminded me of a space ship)

Totes signing that. I suggest my followers suggest it. Edmonton needs more weird art in it.

Pushing that baseball bat around is a good timekiller btw.

They should literally remodel it so it looks like the Enterprise.

That statue is actually the best idea ever and I’m happy to bring that petition back.

Lets not forget


Because nothing screams redneck than a giant cowboy boot.

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT OH MY GOD BURN IT DOWN OH LORD.

adding to my list of places to visit

captainsart:

Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.

Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo

zombiewretch:

SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980’S AS SPOCK AND KIRK’S PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP

THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE

zilleniose:

scoutacris:

what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

(Source: beanseller)

billbuttlicker-:

i have no clue who thinks of me as a friend anymore and who doesn’t how can you even TELL

hint 

me

im bad at hints

but there you go

the magic begins: _{your favourite house / your house} 

“You could be great, you know, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”

professional-pretending:

everyone should have mad respect for the kirk/spock pairing in star trek because it’s literally where the term “slash fiction” started

because in the old fan magazines (i.e. your grandma’s fanfiction) stories about kirk and spock as friends would be stylized as “Kirk&Spock”, and those that featured them as gay lovers were stylized as “Kirk/Spock”

hence, slash fiction